In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize
