also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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