If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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