is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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