The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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