my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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