you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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