I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
it's like iHOP with fire
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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