I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
