I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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