...so i touched it.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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