Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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