I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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