you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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