Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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