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say what?
wanna hang out?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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