He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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