You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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