wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
