Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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