Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
