Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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