Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
