fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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