well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
operation have a gay friend backfired
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
