Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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