So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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