i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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