i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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