have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
someone owes me an orgasm
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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