Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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