I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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