is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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