Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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