The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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