Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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