Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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