so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Bring me that man meat
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
