I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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