what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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