what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
how does that bad decision feel?
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