the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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