Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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