But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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