On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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