She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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