...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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