Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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