Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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