what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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