I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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