You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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