needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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