Already got asked if we're dating
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My vagina just clenched in fear
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
