Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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