"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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