didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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