No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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