why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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